The Militarist Democracy of The Filippinas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Marshal with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.565 billion Pinasans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion Bullet Shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,455 Bullet Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Mynila" t-shirts, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pinasan Exceptionalism.

The Filippinas is ranked 6,629^th in the world and 175^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.82 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.