The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.183 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,308 trillion Penances a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 243,072 Penances, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,069,839 per year while the poor average 34,667, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

The Junta will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and a government program is underway to revitalize Densaner's beaches. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 177,602^nd in the world and 94^th in South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.