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Largest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Black Market: 133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th
The Union Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Tyrants fall in every foe.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Densaner

Population40.822 billion

CapitalPort Rosewood
Leaderthe Junta
Faiththe Free Church of Densaner

CurrencyPenance
AnimalLynx

The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.822 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 13,311 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 326,085 Penances, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,441,526 per year while the poor average 46,145, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV, and foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with the Junta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 306,436th in the world and 142nd in South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Black Market: 133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 149thMost Devout: 246thLargest Retail Industry: 285thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315thMost Avoided: 411thHighest Economic Output: 427thMost Subsidized Industry: 457thMost Corrupt Governments: 501stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519thFattest Citizens: 746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 816thMost Efficient Economies: 956thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,078thMost Influential: 1,176thLargest Populations: 1,244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,398thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,399thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,422ndRudest Citizens: 1,485thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,657thHighest Average Incomes: 2,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,258thMost Patriotic: 2,377thTop
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Largest Governments: 4,271stLowest Crime Rates: 6,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,734thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,794thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,153rdNudest: 12,954thTop
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Most Conservative: 27,112th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with the Junta.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Densaner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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