The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.126 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 19,358 trillion Penances a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 419,678 Penances, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,454,741 per year while the poor average 88,390, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, and the hip spot of the season is just over that way. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 431^st in the world and 1^st in South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 83.66 Obesity Rate.