The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.333 billion serfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,103 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,056 Penances, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 672,272 per year while the poor average 53,994, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as serfs. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 267,954^th in the world and 143^rd in South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.37 quips per hour.