The Union Rpublic of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by th Junta with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.529 billion Srfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Roswood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Densanerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,406 trillion Pnancs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,941 Pnancs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 853,697 per year while the poor average 28,849, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

Postcards from Densanerian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, disputed territories across South Pacific are being claimed by Densanerian college students, and trespassers entering th Junta's office are immediately vaporized. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is th Fr Church of Dnsanr.

Densaner is ranked 536^th in the world and 1^st in South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1,857.96 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.