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Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 99thMost Avoided: 266th
The Union Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Tyrants fall in every foe.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Densaner

Population37.333 billion

CapitalPort Rosewood
Leaderthe Junta
Faiththe Free Church of Densaner

CurrencyPenance
AnimalLynx

The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.333 billion serfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,103 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,056 Penances, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 672,272 per year while the poor average 53,994, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as serfs. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 267,954th in the world and 143rd in South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.37 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 99thMost Avoided: 266thMost Devout: 472ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 475thMost Corrupt Governments: 699thFattest Citizens: 773rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 821stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 991stHighest Economic Output: 1,013thLargest Populations: 1,308thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,451stLargest Retail Industry: 1,557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,569thMost Influential: 1,594thLargest Black Market: 1,694thMost Efficient Economies: 2,217thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,915thMost Patriotic: 3,264thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,611thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,644thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,326thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,612thHighest Average Incomes: 5,987thMost Authoritarian: 7,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,910thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,435thMost Conservative: 12,365thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,126thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,925thLargest Governments: 17,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,692nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, the nation has nearly as many history museums as serfs.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.
  • : Densaner updated the World Factbook entry in South Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Densaner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Americatain, Rongorongo, Lingang, Life Support WA, Dorig, Fog Field, Velarde, Republic of Sernia, and Holly United.

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