Population | 40.822 billion |
Capital | Port Rosewood |
Leader | the Junta |
Faith | the Free Church of Densaner |
Currency | Penance |
Animal | Lynx |
The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.822 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 13,311 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 326,085 Penances, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,441,526 per year while the poor average 46,145, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.
The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV, and foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with the Junta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.
Densaner is ranked 306,436th in the world and 142nd in South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Densaner, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with the Junta.
- : Following new legislation in Densaner, actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV.
- : Following new legislation in Densaner, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Densaner, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
- : Following new legislation in Densaner, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Following new legislation in Densaner, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Densaner, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
- : Following new legislation in Densaner, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Densaner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Kugguf and Holly United.