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Most Valuable International Artwork: 135thLargest Mining Sector: 268thMost Avoided: 415th
The Union Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Tyrants fall in every foe.
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Densaner

Population33.389 billion

CapitalPort Rosewood
Leaderthe Junta
Faiththe Free Church of Densaner

CurrencyPenance
AnimalLynx

The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.389 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,464 trillion Penances a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,569 Penances, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,031,504 per year while the poor average 29,290, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Densanarian restaurants, it takes a village to catch a criminal, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and the fate of the world literally rests on the Junta's fingers. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 225,713th in the world and 144th in South Pacific for Nudest, with 2.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 135thLargest Mining Sector: 268thMost Avoided: 415thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 563rdHighest Crime Rates: 600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 797thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 810thHighest Economic Output: 867thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 877thMost Armed: 904thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 945thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,058thFattest Citizens: 1,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,319thLargest Populations: 1,392ndMost Influential: 1,644thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,849thLargest Black Market: 1,922ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,973rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,555thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,140thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,150thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,184thLargest Retail Industry: 3,725thMost Devout: 4,031stHighest Average Incomes: 4,661stMost Stationary: 9,687thMost Conservative: 10,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,268thMost Authoritarian: 11,006thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,573rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,776thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,499thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,567th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Densaner endorsed The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and Wolves.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, the fate of the world literally rests on the Junta's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Densanarian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for the Junta's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Port Rosewood's water use.
  • : Densaner voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Provisional Rule in Wartime".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Rongorongo, Holly United, Mauryavarsha, Cachopoland, Lingang, and Panther.

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