Population | 37.333 billion |
Capital | Port Rosewood |
Leader | the Junta |
Faith | the Free Church of Densaner |
Currency | Penance |
Animal | Lynx |
The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.333 billion serfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,103 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,056 Penances, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 672,272 per year while the poor average 53,994, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
Nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as serfs. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.
Densaner is ranked 267,954th in the world and 143rd in South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.37 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, the nation has nearly as many history museums as serfs.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.
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Densaner updated the World Factbook entry in South Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
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Densaner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Following new legislation in
Densaner, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Americatain,
Rongorongo,
Lingang,
Life Support WA,
Dorig,
Fog Field,
Velarde,
Republic of Sernia, and
Holly United.