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Highest Crime Rates: 389thLargest Mining Sector: 417thMost Avoided: 536th
The Union Rpublic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Tyrants fall in vry fo.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Densaner

Population32.529 billion

CapitalPort Roswood
Leaderth Junta
Faithth Fr Church of Dnsanr

CurrencyPnanc
AnimalLynx

The Union Rpublic of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by th Junta with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.529 billion Srfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Roswood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Densanerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,406 trillion Pnancs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,941 Pnancs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 853,697 per year while the poor average 28,849, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

Postcards from Densanerian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, disputed territories across South Pacific are being claimed by Densanerian college students, and trespassers entering th Junta's office are immediately vaporized. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is th Fr Church of Dnsanr.

Densaner is ranked 536th in the world and 1st in South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1,857.96 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Crime Rates: 389thLargest Mining Sector: 417thMost Avoided: 536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 645thMost Armed: 693rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 707thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 749thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 948thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,056thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,095thFattest Citizens: 1,102ndHighest Economic Output: 1,107thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,220thLargest Populations: 1,407thMost Influential: 1,622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,784thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,307thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,867thLargest Retail Industry: 3,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,454thMost Efficient Economies: 4,554thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,992ndRudest Citizens: 5,283rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,852ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,629thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,991stMost Stationary: 10,131stTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,465thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,567thMost Conservative: 19,096thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,677th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Densaner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, trespassers entering th Junta's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, disputed territories across South Pacific are being claimed by Densanerian college students.
  • : Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, postcards from Densanerian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.

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