The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.25 billion Densanerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Densanerian economy, worth a remarkable 5,731 trillion Penances a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 189,486 Penances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Port Rosewood Times is sold out, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and Densaner is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 151,024^th in the world and 112^th in South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.01 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.