The Federal Union of Guadalupador is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Premier Enrique Yanama with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.003 billion Guadalupadorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosamo. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guadalupadorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,832 trillion Federal Rublyens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,750 Federal Rublyens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing numbers of children in Guadalupador have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and being Grand Premier Enrique Yanama has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guadalupador's national animal is the Dorian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guadalan.

Guadalupador is ranked 12,997^th in the world and 14^th in South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 343.7 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.