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Most Rebellious Youth: 962ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,011thBest Weather: 1,755th
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Population22.003 billion

LeaderGrand Premier Enrique Yanama

CurrencyFederal Rublyen
AnimalDorian Brown Bear

The Federal Union of Guadalupador is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Premier Enrique Yanama with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.003 billion Guadalupadorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosamo. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guadalupadorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,832 trillion Federal Rublyens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,750 Federal Rublyens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing numbers of children in Guadalupador have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and being Grand Premier Enrique Yanama has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guadalupador's national animal is the Dorian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guadalan.

Guadalupador is ranked 12,997th in the world and 14th in South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 343.7 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 962ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,011thBest Weather: 1,755thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,757thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,884thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,097thMost Stationary: 2,225thMost Influential: 2,231stTop
Most Cultured: 4,281stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,027thHighest Food Quality: 5,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,980thHighest Economic Output: 6,289thHealthiest Citizens: 7,139thLargest Populations: 7,864thSmartest Citizens: 7,901stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,775thNicest Citizens: 11,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,997thMost Inclusive: 13,122ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,272ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,536thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,325thSafest: 14,632ndLargest Governments: 21,313thHighest Average Incomes: 22,564th
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guadalupador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Guadalupador voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Northern Borland".
  • : Guadalupador voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sexual Predator Registry Act".
  • : Guadalupador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Guadalupador voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Contact rights between Parent and Child".
  • : Guadalupador voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Guadalupador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Guadalupador voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Guadalupador was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Guadalupador voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Dorig, Fog Field, Velarde, Rongorongo, Lingang, and Republic of Sernia.