The Federal Union of Guadalupador is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Premier Enrique Yanama with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.9 billion Guadalupadorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosamo. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Guadalupadorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion Federal Rublyens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,089 Federal Rublyens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guadalupador's national animal is the Dorian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guadalan.

Guadalupador is ranked 1,564^th in the world and 3^rd in South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 28,174.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.