The Federal Union of Guadalupador is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Premier Enrique Yanama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.996 billion Guadalupadorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosamo. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Guadalupadorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Federal Rublyens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,782 Federal Rublyens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, bars are packed at all hours, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and Grand Premier Enrique Yanama's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guadalupador's national animal is the Dorian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guadalan.

Guadalupador is ranked 7,186^th in the world and 10^th in South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.17 Bananas Ingested Per Day.