The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 12.69 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 4,094 trillion Rare Pepes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 322,690 Rare Pepes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the bullfrog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 136,806^th in the world and 3,212^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,539.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.