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Most Extreme: 163rd Most Authoritarian: 176th Most Conservative: 256th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work sets you free
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population901 million

CapitalMonolith
LeaderChad Thundercock

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalporky

The Free Land of Chads United is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 901 million Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 116 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,753 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chads United is ranked 36,788th in the world and 1,244th in the Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,446.14 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Extreme: 163rdMost Authoritarian: 176thMost Conservative: 256thMost Income Equality: 632ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,909thMost Secular: 2,390thLowest Crime Rates: 3,108thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,135thBest Weather: 4,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,341stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,439thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,467thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,724thMost Developed: 5,072ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,673rdSafest: 6,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,678thLargest Governments: 6,857thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,958thHealthiest Citizens: 7,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,614thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,083rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,117thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,607thMost Pacifist: 11,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,159thMost Efficient Economies: 11,178thSmartest Citizens: 11,649thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,745th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 152nd in the regionMost Developed: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionSafest: 175th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 222nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 231st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 249th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 270th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 300th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 318th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 378th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 461st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Chads United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the leaders of Chads United are given the nod by their predecessors.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.

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