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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 142ndMost Conservative: 214th
The Communist Utopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
How many Nazi scalps have you collected today?
GigaChad
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population8.637 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyNazi scalp
Animalkulak

The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 8.637 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 2,561 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 296,597 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, GigaChad's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 115,310th in the world and 2,924th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,258.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 142ndMost Conservative: 214thMost Efficient Economies: 330thMost Income Equality: 397thSafest: 443rdMost Secular: 448thMost Subsidized Industry: 464thHighest Poor Incomes: 487thMost Developed: 517thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 558thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 559thLongest Average Lifespans: 569thLowest Crime Rates: 622ndHealthiest Citizens: 812thMost Valuable International Artwork: 817thMost Beautiful Environments: 879thHighest Average Tax Rates: 906thSmartest Citizens: 913thMost Cultured: 928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 952ndLargest Governments: 979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,231stBest Weather: 1,268thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,677thMost Patriotic: 2,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,247thHighest Average Incomes: 2,387thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,714thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,937thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,050thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,600thHighest Economic Output: 7,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,561stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,463rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,733rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,454thMost Stationary: 20,066thMost Influential: 20,364thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,471stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,791st
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionMost Patriotic: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 99th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 108th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 266th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionMost Stationary: 331st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 340th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 347th in the regionMost Influential: 424th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 514th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 601st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, GigaChad's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, people say chess victor GigaChad can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.

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