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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 228th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work sets you free.
GigaChad
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population3.368 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalpig

The Free Land of Chads United is a massive, safe nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.368 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 731 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 217,295 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 178,802nd in the world and 5,548th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 228thMost Income Equality: 412thMost Secular: 637thMost Valuable International Artwork: 861stSafest: 875thHighest Poor Incomes: 891stMost Developed: 909thLowest Crime Rates: 941stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,060thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,094thBest Weather: 1,234thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,350thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,409thHealthiest Citizens: 1,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,579thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,740thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,979thSmartest Citizens: 2,085thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,408thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,798thMost Cultured: 3,639thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,384thHighest Average Incomes: 4,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,886thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,151stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,667thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,882ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,954th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 195th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 258th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 472nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, populations of two-headed pigs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, diaper sales are up.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.

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