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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 225th
The Communist Utopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
How many Nazi scalps have you collected today?
GigaChad
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population4.766 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyNazi scalp
Animalkulak

The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a massive, safe nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.766 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,326 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the Chad government claim that Chads are oppressed out of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 219,961st in the world and 6,388th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1033.72 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 225thMost Income Equality: 406thMost Secular: 523rdSafest: 566thHighest Poor Incomes: 630thMost Developed: 651stLowest Crime Rates: 669thMost Efficient Economies: 702ndMost Subsidized Industry: 735thLongest Average Lifespans: 740thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 963rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,001stHealthiest Citizens: 1,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,035thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,164thBest Weather: 1,164thLargest Governments: 1,246thSmartest Citizens: 1,274thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,286thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,634thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,672ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,750thMost Cultured: 1,842ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,357thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,422ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,212thHighest Average Incomes: 3,278thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,870thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,561stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,582ndHighest Economic Output: 13,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,546th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 175th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 293rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 321st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 434th in the regionMost Stationary: 533rd in the regionMost Influential: 564th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the Chad government claim that Chads are oppressed out of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, government employees from Chads United dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.

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