The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 14.175 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 4,602 trillion Rare Pepes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 324,691 Rare Pepes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and the blood on the hands of GigaChad may not be metaphorical. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the bullfrog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 595^th in the world and 19^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 190.34 law-abiding acts per hour.