The Kingdom of Masctopia is a small, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Masctopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 7.4%.

The Masctopian economy, worth 1.32 trillion Carabiners a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,413 Carabiners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Masctopia's national animal is the KatieB, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Masctopia is ranked 306,904^th in the world and 204^th in Benigtopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.