The Saculian States of British Belgium is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sacul Astoria with an even hand, and renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 21.115 billion British Belgians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Brussels. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped British Belgian economy, worth 575 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,276 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, British Belgium has designated New Brussels as its capital city, and Sacul Astoria has just been declared ruler of British Belgium in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Belgium's national animal is the Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Belgium is ranked 181,390^th in the world and 219^th in United Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -71.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.