The Republic of Bohenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Apprai with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.85 billion Bohenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quana. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,234 trillion Qins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,515 Qins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and Bohenian politicians are often described as having more style than substance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohenia's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Bohenia is ranked 1,287^th in the world and 31^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.2 law-abiding acts per hour.