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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,866thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,408th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Russkiy chelovek vzoydyot v bydlo
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Russo-bydliya

Population203 million

Currencypalets
AnimalSLON

The Dictatorship of Russo-bydliya is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, feral children, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 203 million Russo-bydliyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The powerhouse Russo-bydliyan economy, worth 18.3 trillion palets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,094 palets, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,959 per year while the poor average 14,679, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Russo-bydliya's national animal is the SLON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Russo-bydliya is ranked 8,013th in the world and 155th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,334.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,866thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,408thNudest: 3,424thFattest Citizens: 3,790thMost Primitive: 3,895thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,339thMost Secular: 4,940thMost Avoided: 5,591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,593rdHighest Crime Rates: 6,992ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,013thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,041stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,045thTop
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Most Influential: 15,061stLargest Retail Industry: 15,144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,429thMost Armed: 19,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,260th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 65th in the regionMost Primitive: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 74th in the regionFattest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Avoided: 85th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Secular: 122nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 205th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 232nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 259th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 286th in the regionMost Armed: 294th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 324th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 336th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 359th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 474th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 488th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Russo-bydliya endorsed The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality.
  • : Russo-bydliya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Russo-bydliya altered its national flag.
  • : Russo-bydliya altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Russo-bydliya altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.

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