The Holy Empire of Bavrakia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Immortal Empress Amerish with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.91 billion Bavrakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schöner Adler. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bavrakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,983 trillion Doves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,569 Doves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, the face of Immortal Empress Amerish is a permanent feature of the Schöner Adler skyline, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavrakia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Maternal Catholicism.

Bavrakia is ranked 166,440^th in the world and 73^rd in League of Christian Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 186.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.