The Youngling of Baobab-Bumbaria is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kurac with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.804 billion Baobabs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baobabylon. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baobabi economy, worth 972 trillion Baobabi Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 124,661 Baobabi Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, a doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Baobab-Bumbaria has found 1 easter egg), and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baobab-Bumbaria's national animal is the Bumblebee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Baobab-Bumbaria is ranked 17,463^rd in the world and 122^nd in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 97,372.33 Standard Monetary Units.