The Linebacker of Alex Singleton is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.628 billion Alex Singletonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Alex Singletonian economy, worth 214 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,194 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alex Singleton's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Alex Singleton is ranked 322,014^th in the world and 16,957^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.