The Spoopy Scary Skeletons of Moduland is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Agnes with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.125 billion Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Resident Services. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Modulandian economy, worth 878 trillion bells a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 123,279 bells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindhearted Islanders generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, windows in Resident Services don't have much of a view, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, and the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moduland's national animal is the racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Playable Character.

Moduland is ranked 23,555^th in the world and 14^th in Ridgefield for Smartest Citizens, with 63.42 quips per hour.