The Butch Antifascists of Haymarket Riot is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jolene Josephine Jefferson with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.697 billion Haymarket Riotians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guthrieville. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Haymarket Riotian economy, worth 265 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 98,296 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haymarket Riot's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Haymarket Riot is ranked 128,083^rd in the world and 44^th in Ridgefield for Most Extreme, scoring 20.91 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.