The Island Getaway Package of Moduland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Agnes with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.736 billion Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Resident Services. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Modulandian economy, worth 356 trillion bells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 130,208 bells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, the official government position is that "we didn't see nothin'", and Moduland is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is totally unknown. Moduland's national animal is the racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Playable Character.

Moduland is ranked 296,673^rd in the world and 257^th in Forest for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,427.09 Standard Monetary Units.