Population | 1.353 billion |
Capital | Porto do Cabo |
Leader | President Admiral Sam Everton |
Currency | Khoikhois escudo |
Animal | African fish eagle |
The Lasert Hoover of Khoikhoia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Admiral Sam Everton with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.353 billion Khoikhois are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto do Cabo. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Khoikhois economy, worth 144 trillion Khoikhois escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,027 Khoikhois escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has learned that pulling out is messy, the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about President Admiral Sam Everton, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and typing President Admiral Sam Everton's name into a search engine always gives zero matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoikhoia's national animal is the African fish eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Khoikhoia is ranked 47,677th in the world and 25th in Africa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 42.8 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, typing President Admiral Sam Everton's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Khoikhoia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Khoikhoia lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
- : Khoikhoia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Khoikhoia endorsed The Republic of African Lossolia.
- : Khoikhoia lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Khoikhoia lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Khoikhoia published "Allocation of Funds to Ministries, as per Executive Order No. 363, a.k.a. the May 2024 Mini-Budget" (Account: Trade).
- : Khoikhoia altered its national flag.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Zunba, New Palmdale, Vendera, Croydonfederaltechnocary, Union New Canadian-American Acadia, Marrakeshk, The Equatorial States, Mesozoique, Akzvoria, Conseil-des-Douze, Kolhne Enclave, and The Afro-Arabian Morocogyr.