Population | 2.447 billion |
Capital | Porto do Cabo |
Leader | Prime Minister Dário Molina |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Khoikhois escudo |
Animal | African fish eagle |
The Blue Zombie of Khoikhoia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dário Molina with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 2.447 billion Khoikhoises are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto do Cabo. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Khoikhois economy, worth 291 trillion Khoikhois escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,966 Khoikhois escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoikhoia's national animal is the African fish eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Khoikhoia is ranked 277,432nd in the world and 234th in Africa for Most Secular, with 10.34 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Khoikhoia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Khoikhoia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Arab Socialist Jamahiriya of Cobra Sahara, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Khoikhoia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Arab Socialist Jamahiriya of Cobra Sahara, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Khoikhoia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Free Land of Russian Socialist Federations, infecting 2 million survivors.
- : The Dominion of Kingdom of Saint Paul was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Khoikhoia, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : The Dominion of Kingdom of Saint Paul was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Khoikhoia, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : The Dominion of Kingdom of Saint Paul was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Khoikhoia, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : The Dominion of Kingdom of Saint Paul was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Khoikhoia, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : The Commonwealth of Jorce Kabonlyj was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Khoikhoia, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : The Democratic Republic of Uzambia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Khoikhoia, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!