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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,349thMost Armed: 8,614thMost Inclusive: 15,965th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Liberty, Equality, Unity
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Civil Rights
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Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Khoikhoia

Population963 million

CapitalPorto do Cabo
LeaderPrime Minister Rudolf Bradley

CurrencyKhoikhois escudo
AnimalAfrican fish eagle

The Republic of Khoikhoia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rudolf Bradley with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 963 million Khoikhois have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto do Cabo. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The all-consuming Khoikhois economy, worth 95.9 trillion Khoikhois escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 99,587 Khoikhois escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, only lightning has a chance of striking Prime Minister Rudolf Bradley twice, a government program is underway to revitalize Khoikhoia's beaches, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoikhoia's national animal is the African fish eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Khoikhoia is ranked 271,484th in the world and 113th in Africa for Most Avoided, scoring 1.05 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Inclusive: 15,965thHighest Food Quality: 18,351stLargest Retail Industry: 19,669thBest Weather: 21,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,145thHealthiest Citizens: 22,256thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,971stLongest Average Lifespans: 27,346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,713thHighest Disposable Incomes: 29,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,265th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Khoikhoia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, a government program is underway to revitalize Khoikhoia's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, only lightning has a chance of striking Prime Minister Rudolf Bradley twice.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Khoikhoia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Khoikhoia's influence in Africa rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoikhoia, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.

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