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Most Armed: 9,975thMost Influential: 12,318thMost Inclusive: 16,025th
The Blue Zombie of
Moralistic Democracy
Liberty, Equality, Union
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Khoikhoia

Population2.447 billion

CapitalPorto do Cabo
LeaderPrime Minister Dário Molina
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyKhoikhois escudo
AnimalAfrican fish eagle

The Blue Zombie of Khoikhoia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dário Molina with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 2.447 billion Khoikhoises are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto do Cabo. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khoikhois economy, worth 291 trillion Khoikhois escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,966 Khoikhois escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoikhoia's national animal is the African fish eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Khoikhoia is ranked 277,432nd in the world and 234th in Africa for Most Secular, with 10.34 Atheism Rate.

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Most Inclusive: 16,025thMost Developed: 16,482ndLargest Publishing Industry: 16,698thHealthiest Citizens: 17,292ndSafest: 17,749thHighest Food Quality: 17,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,442ndBest Weather: 19,710thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,052ndMost Beautiful Environments: 22,848thSmartest Citizens: 25,410thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,166thLowest Crime Rates: 26,681stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,169thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,052nd
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Most Armed: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the region

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