The Royal States of Union New Canadian-American Acadia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elbert Swenson Cairnes Lamoureux with a fair hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 3.669 billion Acadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Union New Canadian-American Acadian economy, worth 148 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,417 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elbert Swenson Cairnes Lamoureux is famed for giving great back rubs, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, rumor has it that Elbert Swenson Cairnes Lamoureux has won three lotteries in a row, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union New Canadian-American Acadia's national animal is the Elk and Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Union New Canadian-American Acadia is ranked 139,627^th in the world and 91^st in Africa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.99 law-abiding acts per hour.