The Republic of Mazakena is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.021 billion Mazakenans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mazaburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Mazakenan economy, worth 153 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 75,797 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,324 per year while the poor average 12,444, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Mazakena's new capital. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mazakena's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mazakena is ranked 60,177^th in the world and 47^th in United Kingdom for Fattest Citizens, with 13.02 Obesity Rate.