Largest Welfare Programs: 1,696th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,311th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,765th
The Ancient and Loyal Republic of
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Live for Freedom, Die for Peace
President Michael Collins
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The Ancient and Loyal Republic of South Boston Irishmen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Michael Collins with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 18.582 billion Irishmenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The strong South Boston Irishmenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,641 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,343 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, Dublin City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, every week is blindness awareness week, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime is totally unknown. South Boston Irishmen's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Boston Irishmen is ranked 152,594th in the world and 281st in United Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,696thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,311thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,765thLargest Populations: 4,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,933rdNicest Citizens: 4,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,961stHighest Economic Output: 5,352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,547thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,889thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,192ndLargest Governments: 7,259thBest Weather: 7,297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,543rdMost Pacifist: 7,759thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,955thTop
Most Politically Free: 8,329thHealthiest Citizens: 8,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,038thSmartest Citizens: 10,725thMost Inclusive: 11,006thLowest Crime Rates: 12,303rdMost Cultured: 14,508thMost Devout: 15,965th
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26th in the region

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