The Island Republic of Lungha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Lieu with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.954 billion Lunghayuns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haicheng 海城. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunghan economy, worth a remarkable 2,610 trillion Lunghan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 375,330 Lunghan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the might of the entire Lunghan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and in pet stores nationwide Steel Lobsters are growing in popularity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lungha's national animal is the Steel Lobster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lungha is ranked 290,616^th in the world and 72^nd in Saint Helene for Most Primitive, scoring -725.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.