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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,958thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,495th
The Haylvinic Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
Vigilance proves useful when one disobeys my tongue.
Abigail Edler
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Vyata Temor

Population4.469 billion

LeaderAbigail Edler

CurrencyLyŕnishe Hárku
AnimalCallan Valley Boar

The Haylvinic Kingdom of Vyata Temor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Abigail Edler with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.469 billion Lyŕnishe are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magdeleine. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lyŕnishe economy, worth 365 trillion Lyŕnishe Hárkus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,811 Lyŕnishe Hárkus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign visitors are wary of being kidnapped and swapped for military hostages, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vyata Temor's national animal is the Callan Valley Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haylvinity.

Vyata Temor is ranked 118,879th in the world and 5,805th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,778.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,958thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,495thMost Influential: 13,362ndTop
Best Weather: 15,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,353rdMost Pacifist: 16,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,681stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,459thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,344thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,636thHealthiest Citizens: 20,830thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,160thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,030thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,880thMost Patriotic: 26,655thLargest Governments: 27,030th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 309th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 593rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 623rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 628th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 777th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 792nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 795th in the regionBest Weather: 802nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 859th in the regionMost Stationary: 908th in the regionMost Patriotic: 910th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 913th in the regionMost Pacifist: 965th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 969th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,003rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,027th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,106th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,183rd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,309th in the region

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