The Haylvinic Kingdom of Vyata Temor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Abigail Edler with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.469 billion Lyànishe are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magdeleine. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lyànishe economy, worth 365 trillion Lyànishe Hárkus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,811 Lyànishe Hárkus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign visitors are wary of being kidnapped and swapped for military hostages, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vyata Temor's national animal is the Callan Valley Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haylvinity.

Vyata Temor is ranked 118,879^th in the world and 5,805^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,778.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.