Population | 1.833 billion |
Capital | New Nuuk |
Leader | Carry Pillow |
Faith | Cruligts |
Currency | Ice |
Animal | Lemming |
The Holy Union of The Greenlandic North is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Carry Pillow with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.833 billion Northern Greenlandic's live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nuuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth 493 trillion Ices a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 269,042 Ices, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,014,979 per year while the poor average 49,674, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.
The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', Northern Greenlandic's refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cruligts.
The Greenlandic North is ranked 15,989th in the world and 5th in Wintreath for Most Politically Free, scoring 91.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Greenlandic North lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
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The Greenlandic North, a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages.
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The Greenlandic North, Northern Greenlandic's refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Following new legislation in
The Greenlandic North, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
- : Following new legislation in
The Greenlandic North, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
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The Greenlandic North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
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The Greenlandic North lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
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The Greenlandic North lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
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The Greenlandic North lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
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The Greenlandic North lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 35 » Shy Guy Nation,
The Turlesz,
The Stigyan Triumvirate,
Weihbach,
New Narag Empire,
Dawsinian,
North Russian Republic,
ImperialRussia,
Andromedian,
New Vitalania,
Wintermoot,
Geramundo,
Arindille,
Zinnea,
GoatCountry,
Stephenese Republic,
Melehan,
Cozia,
The Provincial Union of the Pacific,
Platinum Skills,
Hasukaria,
The Library of Wan Shi Tong,
Simioniev,
Nokor Meas,
Kadonia,
Gocia,
Bel0s,
Hogwarts AL,
Nobtialeo,
Michalak,
Newer Tyga Islands,
Sapphiron,
Reactia,
Egyupt, and
Amarllio.