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Highest Poor Incomes: 324thMost Subsidized Industry: 362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 398th
The Managed Democracy of
Libertarian Police State
Within the Ice, A Fire Burns
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Civil Rights
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The Greenlandic North

Population8.46 billion

CapitalRnesspo
LeaderGuđdómleg Hátign Jorja I
FaithChurch of Sedna

CurrencyNorthern Greenlandic Coin
AnimalLemming

The Managed Democracy of The Greenlandic North is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Guđdómleg Hátign Jorja I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.46 billion Northern Gronlandics are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Gronlandics economy, worth a remarkable 3,812 trillion Northern Greenlandic Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 450,640 Northern Greenlandic Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, commemoration of the Great Saint Helene War costs almost as much as the war itself, the World Managed Democracy Games have been won again by The Greenlandic North as no other country cares enough to compete, and the media seems excessively interested in what Guđdómleg Hátign Jorja I is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Sedna.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 30,785th in the world and 18th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.04 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 324thMost Subsidized Industry: 362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 436thLargest Retail Industry: 589thHighest Average Incomes: 698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 796thLargest Black Market: 800thMost Patriotic: 921stMost Efficient Economies: 1,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,607thLargest Governments: 1,984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,790thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,663rdMost Cultured: 4,038thRudest Citizens: 4,091stHighest Economic Output: 5,091stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,214thHighest Food Quality: 5,397thLargest Mining Sector: 5,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,574thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,741stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,025thMost Avoided: 6,261stMost Developed: 6,546thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,600thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,806thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,242ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,883rdSmartest Citizens: 8,125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,821stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,803rdMost Armed: 14,951stTop
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Nudest: 18,826thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,184th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the region

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