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Most Subsidized Industry: 282ndLargest Retail Industry: 509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 530th
The Golden Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I Know The Way To Go, No One’s Guiding Me.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Greenlandic North

Population4.982 billion

LeaderCarry Pillow


The Golden Republic of The Greenlandic North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Carry Pillow with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.982 billion Northern Greenlandic's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,930 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 387,552 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Greenlandic North's radio stations, and the rich and poor vomit into separate bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mujizen.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 704th in the world and 2nd in Wintreath for Highest Poor Incomes, with 268,651.67 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 282ndLargest Retail Industry: 509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 530thHighest Poor Incomes: 704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 818thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 839thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 920thHighest Average Incomes: 1,078thMost Efficient Economies: 1,133rdRudest Citizens: 1,254thLargest Black Market: 1,451stMost Armed: 1,483rdMost Patriotic: 1,817thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,327thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,434thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,910thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,939thLargest Governments: 3,051stMost Influential: 3,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,920thMost Avoided: 4,098thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,256thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,730thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,400thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,575thMost Cultured: 6,623rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,687thMost Inclusive: 7,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,366thMost Developed: 10,069thHighest Economic Output: 10,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,411thHighest Food Quality: 12,450thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,870thSmartest Citizens: 14,444thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,950th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Average: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the region

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