The Golden Republic of The Greenlandic North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Carry Pillow with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.982 billion Northern Greenlandic's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,930 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 387,552 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Greenlandic North's radio stations, and the rich and poor vomit into separate bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mujizen.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 704^th in the world and 2^nd in Wintreath for Highest Poor Incomes, with 268,651.67 Standard Monetary Units.