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Largest Gambling Industry: 600thLargest Retail Industry: 717thRudest Citizens: 726th
The Golden Union of
The Cold Can't Stop us Now!
Carry Pillow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Greenlandic North

Population2.701 billion

CapitalNew Nuuk
LeaderCarry Pillow


The Golden Union of The Greenlandic North is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carry Pillow with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.701 billion Northern Greenlandic's live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth 747 trillion Ices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,579 Ices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Carry Pillow can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cruligts.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 181,168th in the world and 260th in Wintreath for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 117.13 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Gambling Industry: 600thLargest Retail Industry: 717thRudest Citizens: 726thMost Subsidized Industry: 763rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 783rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,016thMost Armed: 1,393rdFattest Citizens: 1,421stHighest Drug Use: 1,698thMost Avoided: 1,925thMost Efficient Economies: 1,940thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,219thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,239thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,384thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,552ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,083rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,204thLargest Black Market: 3,696thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,931stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,335thLargest Mining Sector: 4,628thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,801stMost Influential: 4,936thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,975thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,025thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,271stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,577thMost Inclusive: 7,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,647thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,571stTop
Most Cultured: 11,280thNudest: 11,500thLargest Governments: 12,145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,355thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,485thMost Politically Free: 15,058thHighest Food Quality: 16,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,107thSmartest Citizens: 19,443rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,349th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the region

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