Population | 8.46 billion |
Capital | Rnesspo |
Leader | Guđdómleg Hátign Jorja I |
Faith | Church of Sedna |
Currency | Northern Greenlandic Coin |
Animal | Lemming |
The Managed Democracy of The Greenlandic North is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Guđdómleg Hátign Jorja I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.46 billion Northern Gronlandics are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Gronlandics economy, worth a remarkable 3,812 trillion Northern Greenlandic Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 450,640 Northern Greenlandic Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, commemoration of the Great Saint Helene War costs almost as much as the war itself, the World Managed Democracy Games have been won again by The Greenlandic North as no other country cares enough to compete, and the media seems excessively interested in what Guđdómleg Hátign Jorja I is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Sedna.
The Greenlandic North is ranked 30,785th in the world and 18th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.04 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Greenlandic North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : The Greenlandic North was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : The Greenlandic North voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : The Greenlandic North's influence in Saint Helene rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : The Greenlandic North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : The Greenlandic North published "The Northern Grřnlandic Unity Forces (WIP)" (Factbook: Military).
- : The Greenlandic North was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : The Greenlandic North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "A Celebration of Exceptional Rarity".
- : The Greenlandic North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Food and Drug Standards"".
- : The Greenlandic North changed its national demonym to "Northern Gronlandic", its demonym adjective to "Northern Gronlandics", its demonym plural to "Northern Gronlandics", and its nation type to "Managed Democracy".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Dashiki City, Flandonips, Lungha, Great Jenovah, and The Ostartic Federation.