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Largest Retail Industry: 219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 418thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 440th
The Grand State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We are the Narag! We will slaughter all who oppose us!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Narag Empire

Population7.603 billion

CapitalFortress Narag
LeaderGod-Queen Aya Sistina
FaithChurch of Aveena

CurrencyCelestial
AnimalVelociraptor

The Grand State of New Narag Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by God-Queen Aya Sistina with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.603 billion Naragians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,244 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 426,698 Celestials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Aveena.

New Narag Empire is ranked 81,917th in the world and 206th in Wintreath for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.33 Bank.

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Largest Retail Industry: 219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 418thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 440thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 494thLargest Black Market: 616thHighest Average Incomes: 623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 901stMost Subsidized Industry: 902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,008thMost Patriotic: 1,013thMost Armed: 1,160thLargest Mining Sector: 1,230thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,232ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,432ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,461stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,783rdFattest Citizens: 1,911thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,144thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,223rdLargest Governments: 2,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,382ndMost Devout: 3,173rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,511thMost Influential: 3,538thLowest Crime Rates: 3,770thMost Avoided: 3,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,102ndRudest Citizens: 4,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,442ndHighest Economic Output: 4,443rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,361stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,057thMost Developed: 6,071stMost Cultured: 6,260thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,271stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,540thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,586thSmartest Citizens: 8,195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,514thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,308th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : New Narag Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : New Narag Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in New Narag Empire, the police double as repo men.

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