The United Nations of New Narag Empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Chancellor Theo OConner with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.873 billion Naragians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth 855 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,878 Celestials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 673,712 per year while the poor average 56,165, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, people unhook their phones at night to escape a never-ending barrage of phone calls, and annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Velociraptor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Aveena.

New Narag Empire is ranked 60,013^th in the world and 141^st in Wintreath for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 66.1 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.