The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.866 billion Kyorgians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,181 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,404 Kyorgian Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 693,629 per year while the poor average 9,464, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyorgia's national animal is the Takin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyorgia is ranked 288,976^th in the world and 2,269^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 9,464.49 Standard Monetary Units.