Population | 6.978 billion |
Capital | London |
Leader | Shazable |
Faith | Lightening from Sky-ism |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Lion |
The Superhero in Disguise of Vince Cable is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shazable with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 6.978 billion Vince Cableans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.
The powerhouse Vince Cablean economy, worth 556 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,811 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vince Cable's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lightening from Sky-ism.
Vince Cable is ranked 124,928th in the world and 15th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,397.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vince Cable's influence in Kyorgia puppet storage rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Vince Cable suppressed a post on the Kyorgia puppet storage Regional Message Board.
- : Vince Cable's influence in Kyorgia puppet storage rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Vince Cable relocated from The Rejected Realms to Kyorgia puppet storage.
- : Vince Cable's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Vince Cable's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana dismissed Vince Cable as Security Officer of The Rejected Realms.
- : The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana appointed Vince Cable as Security Officer with authority over Border Control in The Rejected Realms.
- : Vince Cable relocated from Kyorgia puppet storage to The Rejected Realms.
- : Vince Cable's influence in Kyorgia puppet storage rose from "Zero" to "Truckler".