The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kyorgia with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, feral children, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 14.443 billion Kyorgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,639 Kyorgian Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

People feel the most alone when among peers, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Kyorgia" on tails, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kyorgia to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is almost non-existent. Kyorgia's national animal is the Takin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyorgia is ranked 154,702^nd in the world and 4,149^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -1.22 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.