The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.387 billion Kyorgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. The average income tax rate is 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,224 Kyorgian Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free, citizens must pay to enjoy Kyorgia's pristine beaches, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Kyorgia. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyorgia's national animal is the Takin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyorgia is ranked 266,180^th in the world and 16,754^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.55 flags saluted per person per day.