The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with a fair hand, and renowned for its feral children, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.069 billion Kyorgians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,629 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,147 Kyorgian Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kyorgian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, a video of Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, and orange trees find it's not easy being green. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyorgia's national animal is the Takin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyorgia is ranked 214,228^th in the world and 6,469^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.04 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.