The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.883 billion Kyorgians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,767 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,943 Kyorgian Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,814 per year while the poor average 11,432, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyorgia's national animal is the Takin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyorgia is ranked 91,243^rd in the world and 1,552^nd in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 174.25 cheeks per square mile.