The Republic of Komunist turkiyem is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bülent Ecevit with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.172 billion Komunist turkiyes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devrimkent. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Komunist turkiyemian economy, worth 111 trillion Tls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,473 Tls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, solid-gold toilets are Komunist turkiyemian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komunist turkiyem's national animal is the Kurt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No.

Komunist turkiyem is ranked 14,226^th in the world and 138^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,237.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.