The Republic of Kispaming is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sapagan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.945 billion Kispamingians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spagmik. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kispamingian economy, worth a remarkable 2,689 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,723 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, and Kispamingians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kispaming's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Kispaming is ranked 156,270^th in the world and 1,195^th in the Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,946.58 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.