
| Population | 26.288 billion |
| Capital | Tigresia |
| Leader | chanceler Heinrich Katzenbach |
| Faith | Protestantism Kapseranist |
| Currency | Claw |
| Animal | Tiger |
The Modified and now a Republic of Imperio de Jandira is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by chanceler Heinrich Katzenbach with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.288 billion tigerin-jandirans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigresia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient tigerin-jandiran economy, worth an astonishing 11,483 trillion Claws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 436,832 Claws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for tigerin-jandiran citizenship, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime is totally unknown. Imperio de Jandira's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism Kapseranist.
Imperio de Jandira is ranked 362nd in the world and 1st in Novo Brasil for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 58,878.41 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Imperio de Jandira, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperio de Jandira, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperio de Jandira, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for tigerin-jandiran citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperio de Jandira, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
- :
Imperio de Jandira voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Agricultural Biodiversity Safeguard"".
- : Following new legislation in
Imperio de Jandira, dictators have dubbed Imperio de Jandira the land of lunatics.
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Imperio de Jandira was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in
Imperio de Jandira, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperio de Jandira, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
- : Following new legislation in
Imperio de Jandira, there's always a Bigtopian willing to eat chanceler Heinrich Katzenbach's table scraps.



















































































