The United Kingdom of Leontino is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Charles III Scanlan with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.818 billion Leontinêses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hawthorne. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leontinese economy, worth a remarkable 5,069 trillion Leontinese Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,459 Leontinese Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, parking's carefree without parking car fees, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and Leontinêses believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is totally unknown. Leontino's national animal is the Leontinese Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Leontino is ranked 1,330^th in the world and 6^th in Novo Brasil for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 220,476.39 Standard Monetary Units.