The Technocracy of Imperio de Jandira is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Wolfgang IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.27 billion tigerin-jandirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigresia. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient tigerin-jandiran economy, worth a remarkable 3,982 trillion Claws a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 387,779 Claws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime is totally unknown. Imperio de Jandira's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism Kapseranist.

Imperio de Jandira is ranked 169,030^th in the world and 89^th in Novo Brasil for Fattest Citizens, with 3.22 Obesity Rate.