The United States of HUElavia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Araceli Campos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.021 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth an astonishing 10,575 trillion Hueks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 440,251 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Black gold is looking more brown these days, trickle-down healthcare props up the poorest in society, all funding starts one dime at a time, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 645^th in the world and 20^th in the Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.92 on the Human Development Index.