The United States of HUElavia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Araceli Campos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.564 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth an astonishing 10,847 trillion Hueks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 441,593 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rich and poor neighborhoods are divided by the Red Line, the taste of spices can sail a thousand ships, the dance skills of President Araceli Campos are said to be almost as subversive as their politics, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 600^th in the world and 14^th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 322.01 quips per hour.