by Max Barry

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The Pacific World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 8,873rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Retired Issue Answerer of AleisyrDemocratic Socialists“Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!”
2.The Socialist Empire of Universal Utopian StateDemocratic Socialists“Libertatem est Servitus.”
3.The Republic of This was probably a bad ideaNew York Times Democracy“Illegitimi non carborundum”
4.The Federal Republic of WinklebottomNew York Times Democracy“E pluribus unum”
5.The Pragmatic Cynics of Plain HopelessIron Fist Consumerists“It Could Have Been Worse”
6.The Empire of Mystery7Democratic Socialists“We Are Here!”
7.The NPO High Inquisitor of MyrthCompulsory Consumerist State“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
8.The Democratic States of KiavilleLiberal Democratic Socialists“One for all and all for Kia!”
9.The Aleisyrian Imperial Province of ChindarFather Knows Best State“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
10.The Great Empire of RepitilysiaNew York Times Democracy“We're the nation of reptiles!”
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