The Smartest Citizens in the Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 8,873rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
|1.||The Retired Issue Answerer of Aleisyr||Democratic Socialists||“Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!”|
|2.||The Socialist Empire of Universal Utopian State||Democratic Socialists||“Libertatem est Servitus.”|
|3.||The Republic of This was probably a bad idea||New York Times Democracy||“Illegitimi non carborundum”|
|4.||The Federal Republic of Winklebottom||New York Times Democracy||“E pluribus unum”|
|5.||The Pragmatic Cynics of Plain Hopeless||Iron Fist Consumerists||“It Could Have Been Worse”|
|6.||The Empire of Mystery7||Democratic Socialists||“We Are Here!”|
|7.||The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”|
|8.||The Democratic States of Kiaville||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“One for all and all for Kia!”|
|9.||The Aleisyrian Imperial Province of Chindar||Father Knows Best State||“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”|
|10.||The Great Empire of Repitilysia||New York Times Democracy||“We're the nation of reptiles!”|