The Pacific
World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 8,873rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Retired Issue Answerer of Aleisyr | Democratic Socialists | “Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Empire of Universal Utopian State | Democratic Socialists | “Libertatem est Servitus.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | New York Times Democracy | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Winklebottom | New York Times Democracy | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 5. |  The Pragmatic Cynics of Plain Hopeless | Iron Fist Consumerists | “It Could Have Been Worse” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Mystery7 | Democratic Socialists | “We Are Here!” | |
| 7. |  The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Kiaville | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “One for all and all for Kia!” | |
| 9. |  The Aleisyrian Imperial Province of Chindar | Father Knows Best State | “Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!” | |
| 10. |  The Great Empire of Repitilysia | New York Times Democracy | “We're the nation of reptiles!” |
