The Principality of Gouvanarch is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mesnildo de Gouvachan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 12.324 billion Gouvanarchais have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douarnac'h. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Gouvanarchian economy, worth 477 trillion arc'hants a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 38,736 arc'hants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, only adults may purchase violent video games, all guns must be registered, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gouvanarch's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gouvanarchism.

Gouvanarch is ranked 71,811^th in the world and 31^st in Esportiva for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,421.36 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.