The Smartest Citizens in Esportiva
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 2,374th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “♥ ^^ I am Clarissa! I am built to love! ^^ ♥” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Tumbra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Justice for All” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Hapilopper | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Vangaziland | New York Times Democracy | “Resist the corrupt..” | |
| 5. |  The International Community of TJUN-ia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Together, We're Stronger!” | |
| 6. |  The Footballing Republic of Slembana | Left-wing Utopia | “Football! It's our thing!” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Empire of Tyrrin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Cum Potentia Venit Victoria” | |
| 8. |  The Elefriends of South Newlandia | Left-wing Utopia | “Have an elephantastic day!” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated States of Bongo Johnson | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Live free or die savagely” | |
| 10. |  The Allied States of Polkopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Labor, Strength, Progress” |
