The Federal Republics of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.293 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth an astonishing 11,789 trillion Goldens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,045 Goldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goldsaver is ranked 22,683^rd in the world and 4^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,688.52 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.