The Federal Republics of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.719 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth an astonishing 11,297 trillion Goldens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 291,788 Goldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government airlifts sacrificial lambs, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goldsaver is ranked 8,312^th in the world and 19^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Influential, scoring 5,782 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.