The Pink Holy Lucky of Dyanderna is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Peaches with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.644 billion Dyandernans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dyandernan economy, worth a remarkable 2,337 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 184,880 Florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,689,871 per year while the poor average 2,205, a ratio of 766 to 1.

Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Peaches day after day, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, street food vendors are accompanied by personal fleets of garbage trucks, and global warming is heating up. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyanderna's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Dyanderna is ranked 331,403^rd in the world and 2,417^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 2.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.