The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.807 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 19,182 trillion Penances a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 418,772 Penances, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, the government spares every expense for national defence, organ donation is compulsory, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 99,862^nd in the world and 25^th in South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 5.29 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.