The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.281 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 19,525 trillion Penances a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 421,879 Penances, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, and chocolate in Densaner has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 1,246^th in the world and 1^st in South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 305.05 on the Bus Surprisal Index.