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Largest Agricultural Sector: 350thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 967thRudest Citizens: 3,968th
The Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
NorgiestoileckylockJ could’ve been a longer name.
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WA Minister
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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NorgiestoileckylockJ

Population3.622 billion

CapitalApplesRoxia
LeaderNewt Gingrich
FaithFlying Spaghetti Monster

CurrencyChocolate Bar
Animalfalcon

The Kingdom of NorgiestoileckylockJ is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.622 billion Norgiesomethingsomethingsomethingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ApplesRoxia. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NorgiestoileckylockJ economy, worth 653 trillion Chocolate Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,345 Chocolate Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest superhero movie features a caped falcon with adamantium claws, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and Newt Gingrich is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NorgiestoileckylockJ's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

NorgiestoileckylockJ is ranked 176,132nd in the world and 97th in South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 402.08 milliStalins.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 350thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 967thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,968thLargest Retail Industry: 4,085thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,170thMost Cultured: 6,010thMost Efficient Economies: 6,537thLargest Black Market: 6,826thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,477thHighest Average Incomes: 8,418thMost Influential: 8,497thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,179thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,991stMost Developed: 10,753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,169thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,927thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,615thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,724thSmartest Citizens: 13,023rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,620thLargest Governments: 14,299thMost Inclusive: 14,782ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,656thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,059thHealthiest Citizens: 17,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,049thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,843rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,158th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, Newt Gingrich is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, the latest superhero movie features a caped falcon with adamantium claws.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, children keel over while singing "Newt Gingrich Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, astronauts take one small step for NorgiestoileckylockJ and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, if you die during a restaurant meal the government will pick up the bill.
  • : NorgiestoileckylockJ voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Restrictions On Blood Sports".

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