The People's Republic of Bananaistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 31.33 billion Bananamen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrone. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bananamen economy, worth a remarkable 3,339 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,598 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and the tightness of border controls in Bananaistan leave a little to be desired. Crime is totally unknown. Bananaistan's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bananaistan is ranked 302,857^th in the world and 231^st in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 3.93 Obesity Rate.