The Moralist Republic of Archannia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Tevslěnko Atryev with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 830 million Hrvzajinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The all-consuming Hrvzajin economy, worth 74.7 trillion nyvris a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,998 nyvris, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 360,534 per year while the poor average 15,074, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, citizens are overwhelmed by beautiful simulacra, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archannia's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Archannia is ranked 76,091^st in the world and 131^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,316.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.