The Holy Black Commonwealth of Almartan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Marc Eva Patricia with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.172 billion Almartanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manta. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almartanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion Stonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 194,696 Stonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, for just a few extra Stonks Almartanians can get new driving records with their new cars, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and designer cars make no distinction between poor people and speed bumps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Almartan's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Any big religion ever.

Almartan is ranked 9,442^nd in the world and 528^th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 91.1 on the Human Development Index.