The Shadowlands of Juskalherria is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 44.958 billion Juskalherrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong Juskalherrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion syrups a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,258 syrups, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Juskalherria has found 1 easter eggs), psychological disorders are a taboo subject, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Juskalherria's national animal is the marketbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juskalherria is ranked 128,305^th in the world and 23^rd in United Nations for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.