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The only thing keeping the zombies from my leaders is the army of sass.
They're killing the zombies with Sass
Sounds dangerous. Sassily dangerous.
It is.
They've managed to kill none with Sassiness
I'll kill some for you
Thanks, trez
You're welcome.
The Sass is holding them back enough.
At least I'm a good zombie. I mean, I haven't eaten a person in a few hours. >_>
It seems they forgot to feed the hamsters running the servers before tonight's scheduled apocalypse. I'm getting lots of server errors.
Well, it's running a ton more computations than normal and giving hourly updates. Also, the Z-day thing tends to bring in hundreds more players at one time than normal. I suspect the only way to combat these technical glitches would be adding more servers to handle the load. Upgrading them doesn't seem to be doing the trick.
That's what I said: they forgot to feed the hamsters. :) It's not like they couldn't predict the extra load.
On the other hand, this is a completely free service. I'll just shut my mouth now.
Consider This Option! *Lobs missiles*
* continues firing ze missiles *
Tank ya mooch! Mah compooter isa brokah! Vady bud timining!
OK Lutvikkia is researching a cure....now what? How do I spam
Theyr everywhere!!! If they come at us from the air we will shoot them from the air then they land on the ground if theyr on the ground then they will climb the walls if we shoot them off the walls then where does that leave us ?? No where that's where!!!
I forgot this was starting today ... cure underway.
Oh yeah, cure me Trez baby. Cure me hard.
Sorry, man. I have to get up for an interview tomorrow or I'd finish it tonight. I'll pick up again in the morning.
Guess I'll have to cure myself. So lonely.
The Commonwealth Directorate for Medicine is pleased to announce that humanitarian operations in the nation of Os Sanglants are drawing to a close, and that the nation is now free of zombie pirates. The scourge of actual pirates continues unabated, as is local custom. Reports of a "zombie pirate robot ninja" are unsubstantiated.
Humanitarian operations in the Alternate Provisional Government of Northrup Grumman are now complete, with that nation being rid of the undead despite locals' complaints about "statist intervention in the free market trade of human neural tissue". The Commonwealth maintains that, as zombies offer no recompense to their victims, the "transaction" taking place is not trade but theft. One-sixth of the Grummian population has therefore been incarcerated for aggravated assault and mugging while under the influence.
Humanitarian operations have now concluded in the Empire of Treznor. With the removal of necrogenesis as a factor in ascertaining that nation's death rate, the Commonwealth has confirmed that Treznorian mortality statistics have now risen to pre-infection levels, with many Treznorians swiftly succumbing to heart disease and other factors comorbid with morbid obesity. As is local healthcare policy in the Empire of Treznor, Tsarainese health workers have been carefully rolling the deceased into nearby ditches, streams, and construction sites.
Tsarainese humanitarian operations abroad are now ceasing temporarily while the Directorate for Medicine undergoes a necessary period of internal restructuring and revitalization (it appears that zombies were involved in the preparation of food for the staff cafeteria). The Commonwealth recommends that other regional health organizations in the Vast focus next upon the Herpetological Empire of Sakkra. The Directorate for External Affairs reminds you all that cautions remain in place regarding elves traveling to Sakkra, as the physiology of that species has novel interactions with that of Sakkrans. For more information on this advisory, the Directorate for External Affairs recommends the DEA-produced pamphlet "Elf-huffing: Scourge of Sakkra".
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