WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Dominion of Dread Lady Nathicana
Embassies: Concordat of Phoenix, The SOP, Raumreich Oversector, Dune, The Ascendancy, Splendid Isolation, Avalon, Eladen, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Benevolent Capitalism, Tareldanore, Ivory Tower, Brightport, The Empire Of Oppression, The Covenant of Shrek, New Zealandia, and 5 others.The Beach, Iura Pecunia et libertas, European Region, Continent of Xenonia, and United Governments of NationStates.
The embassy with The Covenant of Shrek is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 2 days 9 hours.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in The Vast
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed solely to the unknowable will of the gods.
As a region, The Vast is ranked 16,809th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Muqaddasi-Hakodeshi Empire of Urania-Plutonia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“All the World Are Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God”|
|2.||The Commonwealth of Isla Sanctum||Iron Fist Socialists||“Talons of God, tear ragged sin from our bones.”|
|3.||The Republic of Loite||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Knowing is not enough, we must apply”|
|4.||The Official Embassy of Northrop-Grumman Corp||Corporate Bordello||“The Northrop-Grumman Corporation's Official Embassy”|
|5.||The Great Monarchial Republic of Hanakii||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Vivat gentem nostram, simul surgimus.”|
|6.||The Dictatorship of Modtato||Corporate Police State||“Hail the Modtatorship!”|
|7.||The Rogue Nation of Dajal||Corporate Police State||“D'kyr voluun, Iyil Soramur”|
|8.||The Federal Monarchy of Ayzifa||Psychotic Dictatorship||“متحده هم کھڑے ہیں”|
|9.||The Meandering Hordes of R the Zombie||New York Times Democracy||“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?”|
|10.||The Senator Manila Luzon of Glasa||New York Times Democracy||“Our Nation is welcoming to all”|
- 23 hours ago: The Fiefdom of Rerajeq of the region The Covenant of Shrek ordered the closure of its embassy in The Vast.
- 5 days ago: The Serene Union of Kaenei departed this region for Titan.
- 5 days ago: The Federated Segments of Scolopendra of the region Titan proposed constructing embassies.
- 5 days ago: The Serene Union of Kaenei arrived from Osiris.
- 6 days ago: The Empire of MCE-290 departed this region for Confederacy of Allied States.
- 7 days ago: The Emperor's Beloved Chapter of The Dawn Paragons arrived from Splendid Isolation.
- 7 days ago: The Empire of MCE-290 arrived from Lazarus.
- 8 days ago: The Armed Protectorate Emissary of The Colonies of KARACKIBALISTAN departed this region for British Isles.
- 9 days ago: The Senator Manila Luzon of Glasa arrived from Balder.
- 14 days ago: Ramdon ceased to exist.
The Vast Regional Message Board
Irradiated and worthless? But then you get all his stuff?
Alright... Anyone up for waiting until Trez is asleep so we can steal his organs? The same offer stands, unless his organs are worth noting too. And don't try and screw me over. I'm Looking at you, Sunset, you sneaky ball of gas.
I'm pretty sure that Treznorians are all morbidly obese, which drastically reduces the value of their organs (and increases the value of their blubber).
I have dibs on all of Trez's body, and soul, and sundry. >_>
It's in the fine print. I wouldn't bother looking too closely. Migraine-inducing, you see. And given I have everyone's best interests at heart, I would hate to induce one in any of you.
It's true. Nath gets everything, or she would if there were anything to get. Too bad I didn't leave behind a corpse, good-looking or otherwise.
The sun rises, the sun set, and never does it pay heed to your mortal shenanigans. Unless you'd like to be mummified then I'll take care of that for you.
Yeah, after I die could you set me up with that? Also, none of you get my stuff. Not even Nath. I'm Going to have Urania-Plutonia burn it all.
(By the way, Tsar please destroy all the stuff in UP's room if she(he?) ends up just taking it instead)
Wait, I was supposed to burn your stuff after you die?
Apparently, censorship is so effective in the Muqqadasi-Hakodeshi Empire that even the government censors itself. All subversive thoughts about the Dear Divine Leader must be reported to the Ministry of Security immediately, even those entertained by the Dear Divine Leader himself.
Particularly the subversive thoughts he has after seven shots of tequila.