by Max Barry

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Region: The Vast

Tsarainese humanitarian operations abroad are now ceasing temporarily while the Directorate for Medicine undergoes a necessary period of internal restructuring and revitalization (it appears that zombies were involved in the preparation of food for the staff cafeteria). The Commonwealth recommends that other regional health organizations in the Vast focus next upon the Herpetological Empire of Sakkra. The Directorate for External Affairs reminds you all that cautions remain in place regarding elves traveling to Sakkra, as the physiology of that species has novel interactions with that of Sakkrans. For more information on this advisory, the Directorate for External Affairs recommends the DEA-produced pamphlet "Elf-huffing: Scourge of Sakkra".

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