WA Delegate: The Shining Sunlands of Snake Skytopia (elected 145 days ago)
Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in The United Pacific States
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, The United Pacific States is ranked 10,132nd in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|1.||The Industrial Torture Factories of The Bloodbow Kollektive||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Exterminate antigays with style!”|
|2.||The Glorious Armed Proletariat of The Land of the Red Rainbow||Iron Fist Socialists||“Long live our gay utopia! Death to all homophobia!”|
|3.||The Democratic States of 2E||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Nothing is ours except time.”|
|4.||The Asymmetric Kol Levels of Darvincia||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“It is mandatory to utter kol 28 times a day.”|
|5.||The Shining Sunlands of Snake Skytopia||Left-wing Utopia||“Have a Nice Weekend Forever!”|
|6.||The Socialist Union of Blaist Blaland||Left-wing Utopia||“To Communism Through Science and Socialism!”|
|7.||The Most Serene Republic of Zanwx||Capitalist Paradise||“Na vanwxtak vi”|
|8.||The Democratic Republic of Rannbows||Capitalist Paradise||“We march synchronized into your homophobic nations!”|
|9.||The Industrial Powerhouse of Aiota||New York Times Democracy||“Haji Arinou Uva Lasso”|
- 4 days ago: The Extremely Industrious Nation of Alina Aszai ceased to exist.
- 7 days ago: The Republic of Tutono ceased to exist.
- 16 days ago: The Democratic Republic of Rannbows arrived from Osiris.
- 16 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Zanwx arrived from Osiris.
- 25 days ago: The Republic of Dsfsadfasdfdsaf ceased to exist.
- 25 days ago: Dsfsadfasdfdsaf arrived from New Gensokyo.
- 28 days ago: The Open Parliament of Ethanthova ceased to exist.
- 29 days ago: The Asymmetric Kol Levels of Darvincia arrived from Himalia.
- 29 days ago: Regional Founder The Socialist Autarky of Solea and Rift Auspikitan ceased to exist.
- 33 days ago: The Disputed Territories of Envoy to Illuminati Secret Embassies departed this region for The Ambassadors Reception.
The United Pacific States Regional Message Board
Previous regional stats:
Regional statistics (April 30, 2014):
Economy: Very strong
Civil rights: Excellent
Political freedoms: Good
Population: 55.4 billion
Gross regional product per capita: 25,600 NS$
𝕸𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕽𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖕 𝖀𝖘 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖋𝖎𝖑 𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖊𝖝𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝖕𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖗, 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖖𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘 𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝖎𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗𝖘! 𝕸𝕬𝕽𝕾𝕮𝕳! 𝖁𝖊 𝖛𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖟𝖍𝖊 𝖁𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖙𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖟𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖘 𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖍 𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘 𝖟𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖟𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖍 𝖎𝖓 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖕, 𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖋𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖚𝖇𝖏𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖛𝖎𝖟𝖍 𝖟𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝖘𝖕𝖚𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖘.
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Move to the Greater German Reich to help Us fulfil Our evil plans of expanding Our power, conqvering new lands and oppressing Our inferiors! MARSCH!
Ve vill dominate zhe Vorld togezher as Our armies march across zhe face of zhe Earth in goose step, terrifying subjugated peoples vizh zhe unison of Our spurred patent leather riding boots.
The Illuminati is looking for a few good nations.
Army - WA nations moving in support of diplomatic objectives. Openly identifying as from The Illuminati. WA status required.
Diplomatic Service - roleplay embassies on off-site forums. WA status not required.
Intelligence Service - classified operations. WA status required.
Navy - slow patrols of sea regions using multiple, nautically-themed nations. WA status not required.
Special Operations Force - classified operations. WA status required.
Be all that you can be in The Illuminati.
what the pony i was of banned
i think that illuminati nation was supposed to post rmb message but forgot bl
now that embassy posting is a thing i feel no need to move back
Apologies all; had some computer issues for a while there! I am the newly appointed Ambassador for The Illuminati and I have come to your region in peace and seeking friendly communications. :-)