The Classified Information of New haven america is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Seren Andrew Donavan with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 25.184 billion New Haven Americans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requese. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New haven american economy, worth a remarkable 2,253 trillion Zens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,491 Zens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New haven america's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Alchemistry and Helix Fossil Worship.

New haven america is ranked 2,665^th in the world and 101^st in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,662.89 on the Clooney Contribution Index.