The Confederacy of Islanalcatatuffles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.173 billion Islanalcatatufflesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Entropy. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islanalcatatufflesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,032 trillion Promethiums a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,982 Promethiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the diplomatic corps stinks, and environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune. Crime is totally unknown. Islanalcatatuffles's national animal is the Entropy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Islanalcatatuffles is ranked 28,082^nd in the world and 591^st in NationStates for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,916.55 on the Gilded Widget Scale.